The Story Teller

I was strolling along the mall during my lunch break when I met three enormous ladies. They look like a trio of giant pears rolling their way through the mall. And their sizes scared me silly. No, I was not afraid that they were going to hurt me, rather, I was scared that I was looking at my future body.

Being overweight for several years now, I am thinking that it wouldn’t be long and I would look exactly like them. Call me paranoid but you see, I am even afraid to look at a tape measure these days, much more use it to get my measurement.

It seems as if my belly fat would scream at my face if I even try to put the tape measure around my waist.  Now, I’m being paranoid..